3 words:

HELLLA FUCKING MAD

hey bitches. it's kimmy again. jasper still doesn't know i write in this. i think he does. but i don't care i'm still gunna do it.

hey baby. i love you oh so much. even when you make me wanna pull off all my hair. even when i wanna kill you and throw your body down a hill. even when i feel like my eyeballs are gunna pop outta their sockets. even when i wanna cut your legs off and donate it. but i still love you no matter what. i'm glad we spent new year's together, even though i passed out. but i love you no matter what. 2004 was a rocky year for us. scary at times. but after all that we're still together! even after so many people tried to break us up and shit. fuck them. we hella proved them wrong. stupidasses. but yea. this year is gunna be a good start. new year means new beginnings. i just wanna say that i love you babe. more than anything. ok babe i think i gotta go pick you up now so we can have oodles of fun. i'm hungry. let's go eat. ok? love ya!

hey people this is kimmy. jasper doesn't know i'm here so SHHH! don't tell him. he doesn't read his shit anyways. while he's watching a movie i'll write him something...

hey babe. i just wanna say that i love you sooo much. thanks for putting up with all the shit i give you. i swear...if you acted the way i act to me i woulda been gone crazy. ha. but you kept your cool and everything's great. i swear i never been more in love. what did you do to me? you make me feel things that i never thought were possible. you take my breath away. every second i'm not with you i'm missing you like crazy. i waited all my life for this. i never been more in love. i never felt anything like this. everything you do makes me smile. like how you sleep with your mouth open. and how you dance like there's no tomorrow. and how you kiss me. geez...i don't even know what i'm writing. i'm just blabbing on. but i can't really describe how i feel. this love is indescribable. who woulda thunk it?! you and me. perfect. perfectly made. man...iloveyou. you just don't know. i'm not gunna leave you...even if you do chew ice. but don't chew ice. it still does fuck me over. gross. ok i'm getting off the topic. i keep saying the same things over and over again. ok i'm gunna stop now. babe...i love you. let's leave it as that.

- kimmy...

i hate kimmy. she makes me sick. i want to vomit. i feel constipated just thinking about her. she smells like feet. not nice feet, stinky feet. feet that just came from hiking the grand canyon for 2 weeks with double socks. sweaty feet. fungus-y feet. feet with warts that are spewing out with puss.  feet with corns that really look like a corn field.  feet that stink so much, her socks turns green within an hour of wearing them. also, her face looks like it got smashed together by wooden poles. and the splinters got stuck. so there's little pieces of wood stuck in her face. her forehead is so big and shiny you can see the future in it. she buys her clothes from the toliet shop. she drank a lava lamp one time and found out it wasn't lava.

gotta go now.

written by kimmy. =)